UNOFFICIAL PARODY. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any government, agency, or office. Nothing is for sale. Every character is a caricature of a public figure or an institution. Nobody gets hurt: they get hit with a Diet Coke.

WASD move   ←→ or mouse turn   Space / click throw   1 Diet Coke 2 Big Mac 3 golf ball   Enter start   M mute
Ten levels. Clear the floor, then the boss shows up. Burgers heal, red caps are points, some walls are not walls.

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